kanayasbeautysalon:

Wayward Vagabond Was Excited To Hear About The Request Then Disappointed To Find Out The Truth About Can-Can

art by chocodelicacy

ilostmyfear0ffalling:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

Everything is available in my country. 

sorry you were saying

HA.

imacartoontrappedinreality:

onychophorawesome:

Armadillo Lizard

Reminds me of Sandslash…

Leave one in my ask please

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

(Source: waychil)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

ditzyzombie:

adebimpe:

ive been really busy being dead

y0u kn0w

after y0u murdered me

if glados is not your headcanon voice for aradiabot well then i don’t know what to tell you

Omfg YES

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

(Source: gemiblu)

whitepowermilk:

terminallycapricious:

homewreckingwhore:

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND WATCH THIS

this is the saddest thing i have ever seen

all he wanted to do was play with his fucking wizard toy, come on

actegratuit:

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

dog-tier-dave:

porn appears on your dash when your parents are around

hip-music-kid:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.

I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

melancholic-paradise:

kerryopia:

squiddlediddlez:

kumaradosha:

faun-songs:

9gag:

What’s Your Heavy Metal Band Name?

BLOODY GODS

the bandmembers are all Lokis

Forbidden Angels, lol, that’s so pretentious.

Black Rage 8D

“Hell’s Gods.”

Bad ass.

Guilty Vegnance 

Yeah bby, “Witch’s hate”